On the economic front, the nation’s unemployment rate remains stubbornly high as it becomes clear that the $787 billion stimulus package has created a total of only eight jobs, all in the field of highway-construction flagperson. Looking for solutions, the president hosts a White House “jobs summit”; attended by political, business and labor leaders, as well as 23 Portuguese tourists who got lost while trying to visit the Washington Monument and somehow penetrated White House security. Meanwhile, in what is believed to be the largest Craigslist transaction ever, California sells San Diego to Mexico.
via Dave Barry’s year in review: 2009 – Dave Barry – MiamiHerald.com.
P.S. Katie and Edmund are doing great!
Dave is hilarious… “magical carbon-free unicorn.”
Thanks for sharing.
Read the entire piece – hilarious! Scary, but hilarious.